doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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