You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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