I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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