.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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