I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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