I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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