This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Randomize
