He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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