Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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