therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Say something about gay babies.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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