awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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