I think I am morally bankrupt
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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