guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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