My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
you are never too drunk for berry picking
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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