Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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