it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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