I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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