I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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