don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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