and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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