I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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