I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Do plants get herpes?
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