Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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