in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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