If that was your dad, he is hot
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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