Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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