Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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