sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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