they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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