NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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