i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
4 words: hood of his car
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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