i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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