What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He keeps bees of course he's weird
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Randomize
