Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My vagina is very pro this idea
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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