Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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