stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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