very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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