Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
