have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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