You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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