Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think i have two assholes
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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