no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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