you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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