so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
She even gives head with a lisp.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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