Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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