so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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