Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize
