I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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