im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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