you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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