your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My vagina is officially offended.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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