Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
My bed smells like the plague
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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